The majority of bugs out there get a bad reputation because of their hideous Jersey Shore-like appearances, but there are some out there that are as cute as Short Round from the Temple of Doom. So put away your hatred and feast your eyes on the most adorable bugs that have yet become extinct.
5. Caterpillars. What’s more heartwarming than a caterpillar with a hundred legs, carelessly munching on a leaf? Nothing, well except maybe for that Lifetime movie where a couple tries to buy a baby from a Hungarian vagabond for 50 pesos. Just like that book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, caterpillars consume ridiculous amounts of fruit, salami, and remnants of Donald Trump’s hair follicles until they reach maturation and turn into beautiful butterflies. I love butterflies and so does your Grandma.
5. Caterpillars. What’s more heartwarming than a caterpillar with a hundred legs, carelessly munching on a leaf? Nothing, well except maybe for that Lifetime movie where a couple tries to buy a baby from a Hungarian vagabond for 50 pesos. Just like that book The Very Hungry Caterpillar, caterpillars consume ridiculous amounts of fruit, salami, and remnants of Donald Trump’s hair follicles until they reach maturation and turn into beautiful butterflies. I love butterflies and so does your Grandma.
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4. Spiders. I hate that film Eight Legged Freaks, not because it puts spiders in a bad light but because I find David Arquette repulsive. I have to give him some credit though. He knows how to get rid of spiders using shotguns with extreme prejudice. In the real world, we all know spiders are harmless unless it is the brown recluse that just bit you while you were on the toilet. However, the most delightful spider in existence is the Ant Mimic Crab Spider, who disguises itself as an ant in order to ward off predators and get closer to its prey. A colony of ants will disregard the Ant Mimic Crab allowing it easy access to the younglings. Once it gets close enough, it will snatch up an unsuspecting ant and carry its prey away like a hard-edged, serial rapist.
4. Spiders. I hate that film Eight Legged Freaks, not because it puts spiders in a bad light but because I find David Arquette repulsive. I have to give him some credit though. He knows how to get rid of spiders using shotguns with extreme prejudice. In the real world, we all know spiders are harmless unless it is the brown recluse that just bit you while you were on the toilet. However, the most delightful spider in existence is the Ant Mimic Crab Spider, who disguises itself as an ant in order to ward off predators and get closer to its prey. A colony of ants will disregard the Ant Mimic Crab allowing it easy access to the younglings. Once it gets close enough, it will snatch up an unsuspecting ant and carry its prey away like a hard-edged, serial rapist.
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3. Lady Bugs. I have yet to meet a man who dislikes lady bugs. If I ever come across one, I will punch him in the face. Lady bugs are the cutest polka dotted things on this planet. The very sight of them brings inexplicable joy to a child playing in the yard. Let’s just say if a mutant lady bug and Joe Biden ran for presidential candidacy, I for one would welcome our new lady bug overlords.
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2. Beetles. Beetles are the rhinoceros of the insect world. They are strong, durable, and oh so huggable! It reminds me of a time when beetle men were the most superior beings in the universe. Often mistaken for lady bugs, tortoise beetles (pictured below) resemble, you guessed it, tortoises. The life of a tortoise beetle is not all that it’s cracked up to be though. The tropical, colorful species in South America are often used to make jewelry. Now only if the Guano jewelry industry would explode, I would be the most notorious purveyor of Geriatric Guano Earrings.
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1. Bumble bees. The top spot goes to the humble bumble bee. Nothing exudes more charm than one of these little buggers collecting that savory nectar. I take that back- Charlie Sheen surely knows how to amass his collection of prostitutes. Unlike Sheen, however, these guys live a quaint lifestyle filled with purpose and sanity.
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